WriterDrome: The Writer’s Block

WriterDrome is a monthly ongoing discussion concerning the mechanics and logistics of writing Horror, Speculative, Dark Fantastic, and Noir Fiction. The aim here is to discuss the many dynamics necessary to write, edit and publish these genres in a continuously changing landscape. Remember, opinions mentioned here are just that, opinions. I’m no expert, but I’ve been writing for a long time, and I feel there is a lot I can pass on to my fellow writers. Lively discussion is highly encouraged. 

The Writer’s Block

I’ve been hearing a lot of talk about Writer’s Block lately. Apparently, the month of January is notorious for it. Fresh off the holidays and it’s a new year, and you really need to get to work on your project. There’s some excitement. You’ve taken your break and now it’s time to get down and dirty with some words. Only when you stare at the screen, or the blank sheet of paper in your notebook if you’re more of an analogue writer, those words you’ve been thinking about just don’t want to come out. Bad thing is, the more you try, the more they want to stay in your head and not on the page.

Why is this?

For the past month, I have been asking myself this very question. Trust me when I say that I honestly do not have a shortage of ideas to write about. Are these ideas actually stories? Maybe not, but with a little thought these ideas could become stories I could write about. But what about the project I wanted to write about, the one I worked on in longhand, plotting and planning, and writing little snippets of dialogue and lists of things my characters wear, eat, drink, like, hate? Why won’t the words come for that story?

For me, I cannot answer that question. I’ve spent, wasted, too much time wondering about something that in the big scheme of things, really doesn’t matter. Some of you may be able to answer the question of why you are ‘blocked’ on your pet project, but knowing the answer may not help you get back on track. To me, this is writer’s block. It’s not the inability to put words on the page, but the inability to get past wondering why you can’t put words on the page.

It doesn’t matter.

It really doesn’t matter.

Especially if there’s something else you want to write about. That may be the thing that’s ‘blocking’ you from your pet project, and the longer you ignore it, the longer you will stay ‘blocked’.

So why don’t you work on something else in the mean time? For many, this is akin to cheating on your spouse or lover. How dare you even suggest this, Bob! Well, yes, I do dare suggest it. I hope your pet project gets raging jealous that you would even think of writing something else.

How does one prevent this blockage from happening?

With my project Sirens, I have the entire story plotted out in a notebook. Beginning, middle and end. All of it. One of the things I’ve read about writing is to not plot too far ahead. Apparently, whoever wrote that was right, because now there’s no flexibility in the story. If this is a project that you’ve just recently plotted and planned, then there really might not be a problem. But if it’s something you worked out ahead of time, say like a year or more, then getting to work on it could prove to be just another way to get a migraine. Time has passed, and as much as you liked the plot you worked out, unconsciously things have changed. Even when you turn off your computer or put the cap on your pen, your brain is still writing. Even if you have to blow the dust off that notebook when you are finally ready to give it a go, your mind has still been working on that story, and it probably has some different ideas than what you previously wrote. When you write something down, even once, it’s carved in stone in your memory, which is a little different than the creative side of your mind.

I honestly believe that I left no flexibility in the story I waited over a year to start working on, and by doing so, even though my mind has been working on it ‘behind the scenes’, my memory has not. This is a conflict. Having some flexibility in the story could solve this problem. Something as simple as thinking of how you want the story to end, but not writing it down at all, can have a profound effect on the words you write, and the story you tell. Now you have some adaptability in the story, allowing your characters to have some breathing room.

Another way to prevent this is to avoid working on it too much at all. This is probably a little easier said than done because we always seem to be working on something, or at least have several irons in the fire, working on another side project surely couldn’t hurt, right? I personally have a hard time doing this because when I finally have an idea that wants to grow up into a story, I have to at least make some notes about it.

What should you do when you are ‘blocked’? Having a plethora of ideas to work from helps. I have several Moleskine notebooks lying around for just this kind of thing. Some only have a few pages of notes in them, but it’s usually just enough to get the words flowing again. This ‘block’ thing can turn into a kind of fear. Trust me, I felt it. Am I good enough for this? What am I thinking, writer’s write. I’m a failure. It’s easy to let those thoughts in. I started to think of all the things I’ve accomplished with writing, and though it is certainly not a lot by any stretch of the imagination, I realized that I’m only human, and I can write, that I am not a failure. Eventually the old drive kicked in. I’m back to writing, and really liking the words that are getting on the page.

Last but not least, it’s is okay to work on another project. It’s not cheating. I feel that working on something else right now will actually help me break through whatever is blocking  me from Sirens. I have to accept the possibility that working on something else may not help me as well. That probably wouldn’t be good for Sirens, but it might be good for me, and I’m the writer, so it’s definitely me first, the story second. 

Booked & Caleb J. Ross, Two Names That Go Great Together.

I’m going to keep this update short and sweet so you can get to your homework assignments.

Those crazy cats at Booked have been reading again.

This time they tackle not one, but two new Caleb J. Ross novels, As A Machine & Parts and I Didn’t Mean To Be Kevin.

 

 

 

See I told you, short and sweet. Click here to listen to the podcast and click the colored links above to BUY CALEB’S BOOKS!

2012: The Year of the Bat-Dragon

Happy New Year!

Talk about late, huh.

The Christmas and New Year season taps my creativity. There’s just too much stuff to do, plus the Daily Grind is typically busy as Hell during December. I’m not going blame my absence or lack of creativity on Skyrim or Batman: Arkham City. Okay, okay, so I am going to blame it on those two games. Deal with it.

So what’s in store for Obscuradrome this year? Let me start by saying WriterDrome is coming back, hopefully this month. Expect some guest posts there as well. Don’t know who the guests will be, but the good news is that some of them don’t know either. I’m working on Sirens this year for Write Club 2012, as well as a couple of novellas and some short stories. 2011 was a stellar year for me publishing wise, so I hope to repeat my successes again this year. And as always, I’ll be promoting (pimping) my friends successes as well, so be prepared.

Okay, back to reading/writing for me, see you guys real soon.

Bob.

Booked Podcast Reviews In Search of a City: Los Angeles in 1,000 Words & Interviews Thundadome Writer’s Collective editor Michael Paul Gonzales

Talk about the ultimate stocking stuffer for the holidays, this book is it. Independently produced, and for the reading impaired, it also has some kickass photos. In Search of a City: Los Angeles in 1,000 Words contains photos from the stomping ground of Thundadome Writer’s Collective editor Michael Paul Gonzales and features 26 stories based off each picture, all exactly 1,000 words. Haunting, compelling, and literally impossible to put down, this collection shows a readers Los Angeles from a fresh and innovative perspective.

Booked Podcast reviews the book, and if you click here you can listen to it.

Please take the time to LIKE Thundadome’s Facebook Page and get a coupon code to save $5.00 off the price. Now that’s something we can all get excited about.

A Gift of Words

Merry Christmas! 

Yeah, no Happy Holiday’s from me, you guys know better than that. It’s Merry Christmas! I want to take a little bit of time here to promote a cause. Of course, we should never forget the reason for the season. Never forget why we celebrate Christmas, and never let the cornucopia of corporate media overkill influence you otherwise.

In spreading Christmas cheer, sometimes we are perplexed by what to buy our loved ones for gifts. I understand, it happens to me every year. As the days tick away, it can get a little nerve-wracking. Allow me to suggest some gifts for those that are hard-to-buy-for who enjoy reading.

Get them books. Seems simple, right? But what books? Well, you can always take the easy way out and buy a gift card at the local Barnes & Noble or Books-A-Million, or get one at any outlet that sells Amazon gift cards. At least you will be guiding your friends and family in the right direction. If you prefer a little more personal experience, then please listen to what I have to say, and do not hesitate if you truly decide to do this, because time’s a-wasting. 

First, buy books from Small Presses. Why? Because, like the music industry and film industry, the Small Presses are publishing the best damn books on the market today. I read quite a bit, and of course rarely miss any books by my favorite name-brand authors, but honestly, some of the best books I’ve ever read didn’t come from a traditional publisher like Random House or Doubleday. 

So what Small Press books are good? Glad you asked. And please forgive me if you’ve heard of some of these titles here already. Most are so good they deserve extra mention.

It Came From Del Rio by Stephen Graham Jones, published by Trapdoor Books. Check out their website for some more great titles.

 

 

 

 

 

Southern Gods by John Hornor Jacobs, published by Night Shade Books, an awesome Independent Small Press, and you should definitely check out their catalogue.

 

 

 

 

 

 

The Samaritan by Fred Venturini, published by Blank Slate Press, another small press doing great things.

 

 

Stranger Will by Caleb J Ross, published by OtherWorld Publications.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Transubstantiate by Richard Thomas, also published by OtherWorld Publications.

 

 

Stay Go d by Nik Korpon, also by Otherworld Publications.

 

 

 

 

These should get you started. Now, a word of caution here. Chances are you will not be able to find some, if not all, of these books at your local corporate bookstore. Guess what people? That’s the idea. This is the pause for the cause. Guess who might have these books, or might be able to get them for you rather quickly?

Say it with me now. Your. Local. Independent. Book. Store.

Don’t have one in your area? No problem. By all means, please place your orders with the publishers directly, or go to Amazon. The corporate bookstores that don’t carry these books can order them as well, but that defeats the purpose of my whole post here. Independent Book Stores are run by people who know books, read books, and love books. They’re not doing it because it’s a great way to make money, but because they love what they do. Same with Independent/Small Press publishers. Most authors I’ve spoken with at any length who are published far and wide tell me they enjoy working with small independent publishers the most because they really care about the product, which is the book you or your friend will eventually have in their hands. 

If you find yourself unable to venture too far from the NY Times Bestseller list, please, go to your closest used book store and purchase the book there. It’s not how much you spend, it’s the words within yourself that make all the difference in the world. 

Coming up, another podcast from those Booked guys, and hopefully next week, after a month break, the return of WriterDrome. 

PS. Of course, you could just order the most awesome short story collection ever,   Warmed And Bound.  Just saying…

In Search of a City: Los Angeles in 1,000 Words/ Booked Podcasts

Happy Thanksgiving!

In Search of a City: Los Angeles in 1,000 Words is a brand new collection featuring 26 authors and photography by the editor Michael Paul Gonzales. A resident of Los Angeles, Michael took his photos near his city and let the authors write a story about one of the photos. Keeping with the age-old phrase ‘A picture is worth a thousand words’, each story is exactly one thousand words, no more no less. This line up of writers is impressive, and I am honored to be a part of this awesome print collection.

Here’s the Table of Contents:

Ryan Wilson – “American Trash”
Stuart Gibbel – “Break on Through”
Craig Clevenger – “Obsolescence”
Nik Korpon – “South of Thirteen”
Dennis Cruz – “Smile Now, Cry Later”
Pela Via – “Bathhouse”
Stephen Conley – “Don’t Feed the Animals”
Grigori Black – “This Was Heaven”
Doc O’Donnell – “Your Personal Apocalypse”
Nikki Guerlain – “Sick Ticket”
Patrick Verhagen – “Swim”
Craig Wallwork – “El Bordello Alexandra”
Nicholas Merlin Karpuk – “Ahm’s Bay”
Nik Houser – “Subtitles for a Silent Film”
H.R. Tardiff – “Walls in the Sand”
Richard Thomas – “The Jenny Store”
Bob Pastorella – “Alexandra”
Simon West-Bulford – “Project Asmodeus”
Jay Slayton-Joslin – “The Fantasy of California vs. The Reality of London”
Amanda Gowin – “Gilded Bones”
Chris Deal – “Padre Nuestro”
Boden Steiner – “Here”
Gordon Highland – “Fry Girl”
edward j rathke – “All the Dreams You Dreamt Retold”
Michael Paul Gonzalez – “Tidal”
Victor Bengtsson – “Venice, Forever”

Please click here for more information on ordering. For those wanting to go the Amazon way, click here to place your order.

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Those guys at Booked are at it again, and I’m a little behind in my posting about this, so please accept my apology. First up is last weeks episode, featuring a review of Jonathan Maberry’s latest, Dead of Night. Maberry’s typically hails in the Zombie genre, and this book should fit in quite nicely with those needing an undead fix for the holidays. Click here to listen to the podcast. Then, this weeks episode is a review of Ray Banks’novel Dead Money and an interview Blasted Heathen Allan Guthrie. Click here to listen to the podcast. I’m thinking Livius and Robb must have those fancy 28 hour watches instead of the cheap 24 hour watch I use…where do they find the time? Make sure you check out next weeks Booked Podcast when they review In Search of a City: Los Angeles in 1,000 Words and hopefully get to chat with Thundadome Writer’s Collective editor Michael Paul Gonzales.

Not From Around Here: Obscuradrome reviews Creatures: Thirty Years of Monsters/ The Ones That Got Away, by Stephen Graham Jones/ Another Booked Podcast

Last month I went on a mission. With an extra twenty-dollar bill in my wallet, I went into my local bookstore and found Creatures: Thirty Years of Monsters in the wild, waiting for me to casually reach out so it could sink its teeth into me. Trust me, I was bitten. Edited by Paul Tremblay and John Langan, this very affordable treasure trove hits all the masters, and includes some fresh blood definitely worth taking a gander at. These twenty-six tales will chill you to the bone. I really wanted to get this review out before Halloween, but I had a couple of deadlines to make, and that work thing that always gets in the way, but you don’t need Halloween to read these stories. I really liked how the stories were grouped together, starting with some familiar faces that felt like a Famous Monsters of Filmland reunion. Here’s some highlights:

Godzilla’s Twelve-Step Program,” Joe R. Lansdale. The master of the macabre truly shows off his writing prowess here, and it’s funny as Hell too.

The Creature from the Black Lagoon,” Jim Shepard. I LOVE it when someone takes a classic film and gives us another perspective. Well Done.

After Moreau,” Jeffrey Ford. Again, another perspective that really surprised. 

Under Cover of Night,” Christopher Golden. Golden is the master of getting into his character’s heads and never letting us up for air. 

Underneath Me, Steady Air,” Carrie Laben. Once you realize who the main star is, you’re so taken by her gifted prose that you can easily forgive her for mining the ole’ Public Domain for this inspiration.

Rawhead Rex,” Clive Barker. A classic, and not for the faint of heart.

Wishbones,” Cherie Priest. The Steampunk Queen shows us that she really can deliver the scares.

Not from Around Here,” David J. Schow. Confession. I bought the book to have this one story. Sorry, I’m just being honest here. The King of Splatterpunk gives us a completely dark and twisted tale that I could spend a whole blog on. Thank you, dear editors, for getting this story, and thank you, Mr. Schow, for writing it. 

The Third Bear,” Jeff Vandermeer. An Epic Tale that doesn’t waste any time. Relentless.

Proboscis,” Laird Barron. One of my new favorite writers. This one grabs you by the throat. 

Little Monsters,” Stephen Graham Jones. The Kevin Bacon of Horror Fiction, and that is meant as a compliment. This short little piece may be the longest paragraph ever written, but it is a damned good longest paragraph.

The Monsters of Heaven,” Nathan Ballingrud. Wow. Raw emotion combined with dread. 

Absolute Zero,” Nadia Bulkin. Mindblowing story. Definitely a rising star in the world of speculative fiction.

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 Stephen Graham Jones certainly needs no introduction here. I don’t know why it took me so long to get a copy of The Ones That Got Away, and knowing what I know now after reading it, I could really kick myself in the butt. Nominated for a Bram Stoker Award, this collection represents the best short fiction by Dr. Jones. The first story, “Father, Son, Holy Rabbit” blew me away. This collection includes “Raphael“, “So Perfect“, “Lonegan’s Luck“, “Wolf Island“, (a personal favorite) “Teeth“, and a new story, “Crawlspace” amongst others. (Going back and editing this, I realize I need to write a complete review of this collection. So, coming soon, a full review.) Now available in ereader format, do yourself a favor and get your hands on this one before it gets away again.

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Booked Podcast is back to reviewing again, this time tackling a new edition of Chris Doomsdealer Deal’s Cienfuegos and D.B. Cox’s Unaccustomed Mercy. Both of these books may be short, but the stories inside speak volumes. If you click right here, you can listen to the reviews right now.

WriterDrome: Beck Returns To Fight Not Just One Vampire, But To Fight 437 Vampires, er…438 Vampires, um 439, ah…a Whole Bunch of Vampires.

WriterDrome is a monthly ongoing discussion concerning the mechanics and logistics of writing Horror, Speculative, Dark Fantastic, and Noir Fiction. The aim here is to discuss the many dynamics necessary to write, edit and publish these genres in a continuously changing landscape. Remember, opinions mentioned here are just that, opinions. I’m no expert, but I’ve been writing for a long time, and I feel there is a lot I can pass on to my fellow writers. Lively discussion is highly encouraged. 

WriterDrome: Beck Returns To Fight Not Just One Vampire, But To Fight 437 Vampires, er…438 Vampires, um 439, ah…a Whole Bunch of Vampires.

More is not always better, unless you’re talking food or cleaning products. Who doesn’t like more cheese on their pizza? But when it comes to Horror Fiction, usually more vampires doesn’t work. Unless your story follows the logic that more vampires equals less blood, then the Vampire Apocalypse isn’t likely to happen in your story. Of course, they may think they can rule the world, which gives them all the more reason to eliminate one another instead of us tasty humans.

I hate using movies as examples, but I’m going to anyway. The Alien franchise.

(I’m talking about the first two movies. It’s not that Alien Resurrection was a bad film, it was just kind of corny, especially the ending, though that film does have one of Ripley’s best comebacks:

Johner: Hey, Ripley. I heard you, like, ran into these things before?

Ripley: That’s right.

Johner: Wow, man. So, like, what did you do?

Ripley: I died. )

The first one scared the Hell out of us in outer space, where no one can hear you scream. The second film returns us to LV-426, which is now a terraforming colony. James Cameron knows it just can’t be about more Aliens, though more Aliens is one of the logical things that had to happen. There were tons of eggs on the planet, and now there are more people, so logically, there has to be more Aliens. It’s inevitable.

Rule #1. If you must have more __________, make sure you try to even the odds. Cameron does this two ways with the Marines, and bringing Ripley back into the mix. Notice I said try to even the odds. So you’ve got a hundred thousand Aliens. Why not bring in half a million Marines? Job done, but boring, and very short, movie. Nobody wants to see that. The Marines come in ready to eliminate the threat, but find themselves overwhelmed and unprepared. Ripley, on the other hand, has faced these buggers before. She’s experienced, and she’s a survivor.

Rule #2. If you must have more__________, make sure you bring something new to the table. Through very careful misdirection, Cameron leads us down corridor after corridor with Ripley, Newt, and Bishop, killing Aliens, trying to escape the self-destruction of LV-426. We are so caught up in their story, their escape, that when he brings something new to the table, it is both unpredictable yet completely logical. All those eggs on LV-426, something had to hatch them, right? Cameron presents us with the Alien Queen, The Bitch, and let’s Ripley show her who the real Bitch is. By simply including a scene with Ripley using the exosuit cargo-loader early on in the film, he sets the stage for the epic battle between the Bitches. Now, you have use your noggin here. What you bring to the table has to be both unpredictable yet logical. If all the sudden, from out of nowhere, Ash from The Evil Dead shows up with his ‘BoomStick’, you’re going to lose me fast, and probably get sued.

So remember, more isn’t always better, but if you have to have more, follow those two rules, and people will forgive you of upping the Monster factor because you’ve Wowed them by upping the Suspense. Now, if you’re writing about Zombies, well then more is ALWAYS better. There’s nothing better than seeing a handful of survivors fighting hordes and hordes of Zombies, each wave of decaying flesh tearing away at the ranks, decreasing the survivors while increasing their numbers, ripping flesh from the human bodies in a bloody rage of….

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Master readers Livius Nedin and Robb Olson at Booked take a slight break from their usual format to bring us two podcasts I have failed to mention here until now. First, there’s an incredible interview with Donald Ray Pollock which you can listen to by clicking right here. Then, the guys join Amanda Gowin and Chris Deal for a review of Craig Wallwork’s forthcoming story “Revenge of The Zombie Pussy Eaters” which you can listen to by clicking right here. This podcast is extra special because it’s very funny, goes off on great tangents, and features soundbites by me. And if there’s one thing you need MORE of, it’s me, right?

Right?

Hello?

Was it something I said?

SEO Spambot Rant/A New Booked Podcast

Lately I’ve received a lot of comments and emails wanting to help me make my website more SEO (Search Engine Optimized). The comments here are from Spambots, which are teeny tiny robots that crawl over unsuspecting computer users keyboards and send out annoying emails. I think this is how Cyberdyne Systems finally envisioned the T-800. These teeny tiny robots, or bots as they like to be called, are actually little tiny Terminators that beg you to check out their website. Upon clicking the link, tiny Terminators use Time Displacement Equipment to warp over to your computer. These little Arnold’s are so small you can’t see them with the naked eye, but they are there. Anyway, when you click the link, the page flips and you are presented with a basic advertisement explaining all the ways you can pay to become more SEO.

Yawn.

When you try to leave the page by using the back button, this is when the Arnold’s take over. A small window pops up and asks: ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO CLOSE THIS WINDOW? CLICK OKAY TO…blah, blah, blah, you know the rest. Fortunately, the other Terminator, the good Arnold, comes to the rescue and allows you to just close your browser. “You have been terminated.” It’s annoying, but at least you’re no longer trapped in Skynet. I swear I heard good Arnold yelling at me the other night, “Get down! Run, run to the mouse! Close your browser if you want to live!”

Seriously, this is one of the pitfalls if you run a website. Unavoidable, but certainly not something you have to break down and throw money at. I’ve been blessed with a rare last name that makes me SEO…YAY for me. But say, what about someone with a common name, like Richard Thomas? In Richard’s case, not only is his name kinda common, but is easily confused with the guy from the Walton’s who played Hank Williams Jr in that TV movie. So what did Richard do? His website is called, www.whatdoesnotkillme.com. You search that with Google, and you’re going to get Richard Thomas, once you pass the two Friedrich Nietzsche links, of course. Richard’s not going to upstage Nietzsche for sure, but here’s hoping. I use Obscuradrome, which literally means Dark Arena, as the name of my website, and it gets visitors here just fine.

Use your noggin, think of something original, make sure you search it thoroughly, and use it as your tag to make your website SEO. That way you will be able to Terminate the bad Arnold’s and sleep good at night, forever SEO.

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Speed readers Livius Nedin and Robb Olson at Booked review Artemis Fowl author Eoin Colfer’s new book, Plugged, which is not a children’s book. Also, next week, the guys interview Donald Ray Pollock who is certainly SEO. To check out this weeks book review, just click right here. Don’t worry, this is a bad Arnold free zone.

David Boyer Just Published a Story YOU Wrote!

Now, that I’ve got you full attention, allow me to explain. Apparently, this David Boyer cat, who uses several pseudonyms, can’t write. I mean like is untalented, as in probably the most rejected author ever. All my friends know that if I don’t have anything nice to say about anyone, I tend to keep my mouth shut, and I definitely don’t use my blog as a pulpit for public flogging, but sometimes you hear about someone who deserves it. So Here. We. Go.

What this David Boyer, or David Doc Byron as he calls himself sometimes, does is find stories published in print or online, changes the character names and a few trivial details, and presents it as his own, which is illegal. Plagiarism is like the worst thing you can ever do if you call yourself a writer. It’s much rarer than you think, so when it truly happens, it tends to stick out like a sore thumb.

Face it, if you steal something that’s been published, say a horror story, and you present it as your own to another magazine and get it published, don’t you think someone, somewhere out there in the world with similar tastes is going to read your stolen story and think, “Hmmm, this sounds so familiar, deja vu?”

Sue Him, you cry. Well, according to many sources, suing him would be like getting blood from a turnip. The guy is broke.

What can we do, you ask? That’s the easy part. Someone found a way to press Criminal Charges against this loser. Click on the link below and read author Brian Keene’s piece about the guy. You DO NOT have to live in Indiana to participate. As a writer, I can tell you this is probably one of the most horrifying things that can happen to you. To find out that a story you slaved over for hours, days, weeks, sometimes months or years and is now tagged with someone else’s byline, someone who didn’t do a thing other than copy and paste your story and change a character’s name, well…that just sucks, period.

Please take the time to send an email or a letter and lets stop this thief for good.

Here’s the link: David Boyer is a Bag of Fuck – Brian Keene.